Hip hop lyrics that crack me up and make me smile

Got no money and you got no car,
Then you got no woman, and there ya are.

LOL
Young MC!

A romance, with no finance, is a damn nuisance!



Special Ed was also a hilarious MC. Especially the last verse here:
http://rapgenius.com/Special-ed-i-got-it-made-lyrics



"Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is
I get more props in stunts than Bruce Willis."

"Take the money never have to run."


More lines that crack me up, in a later post. In the meantime...


One of the best starting lines ever was:


"I seen a rainbow, yesterday, but too many storms."

Left Eye, would be the one on the left.

Lisa Left-Eye Lopez, RIP.



Thanks to Big Daddy Kane, Guru, Nas, KRS, Rakim, CL Smooth, Pete Rock, DJ Premier, Mos Def and Talib Kweli, Black Thought, everyone in Wu-Tang, even Jay-Z, I think their music has had a positive effect on the world overall.

Rap goes much deeper than Tupac and Biggie, and is a topic worth exploring for my generation.

Beyond Rap, which a universe in itself, is Hip Hop Culture (global), which is another universe in a shared dimension. I denote the term "global" because there is another type of Hip Hop Culture (local), which varies and intricates regionally.


Hell, here's the whole verse from Lisa Left-Eye Lopez, she goes hard:

I seen a rainbow yesterday

But too many storms have come and gone

Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray

Is it because my life is ten shades of gray

I pray all ten fade away

Seldom praise Him for the sunny days

And like His promise is true

Only my faith can undo

The many chances I blew

To bring my life to anew

Clear blue and unconditional skies

Have dried the tears from my eyes

No more lonely cries

My only bleedin' hope

Is for the folk who can't cope

Wit such an endurin' pain

That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain

Who's to blame

For tootin' caine in your own vein

What a shame

You shoot and aim for someone else's brain

You claim the insane

And name this day in time

For fallin' prey to crime

I say the system got you victim to your own mind

Dreams are hopeless aspirations

In hopes of comin' true

Believe in yourself

The rest is up to me and you

This song is etched in my childhood, and will be there always. Waterfalls yo.....